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EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!


TAGS: owned fail ink tattoo tatoo my little pony wolverine
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

bill - October 19, 2009, 4:09 pm
lol, tatoo removal is advirtised at the side of my comp
RushReference - June 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
The best part about ink is that you get to live with your genius moments for the rest of your life...


RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass


TAGS: september challenge military 82nd airborne all americans
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm
Looks like a sh** from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm
This is a great sh** and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm
agreed
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm
f***stick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and f***ing annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. f*** i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America f*** YEAH attitude....however, this is a great jux***osition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm
that caption is perfect


U.S. ARMY - MMmmmmm....pizza!


TAGS: military
Rating: 2.87/5

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DUCKFACE - The ugly truth


TAGS: duckface truth reality
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Sulagar

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 9:58 pm
Actually my first thought was a can of spray paint to give that pumpkinhead a human skin tone.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:22 am
Don't you want to take a scissors and . . . . you know.


Intelligence -


TAGS: intelligence china submarines military navy
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:02 pm
Hear about the aircraft-carrier China's building? It's first one ever, supposedly... Kust as we're getting a fleet of flying death-rays! NOW who's a threat to whom...?
jinxguy44 - December 4, 2015, 1:04 pm
Chalk one more up for Captain obvious- you'll never know where he'll strike again!!!
JesusWept - December 3, 2015, 5:54 am
Thanks, people :)
concern3 - December 3, 2015, 3:25 am
You nailed it, good one, a 5er
mizzdizz - December 3, 2015, 2:46 am
Dog! too funny! 5 L dropping that stinker! LOL! Made an excellent poster even funnier!
mizzdizz - December 3, 2015, 2:45 am
LOL! I've always wondered it people writing the headlines aren't actually doing this deliberately to see if the editor notices before it gets published? 5 LOL lions!
spacedog - December 2, 2015, 7:38 pm
Ha! That's some in-depth reporting.


THE MARINE PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: marines military patriotic patriot philosophy
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 9, 2013, 11:04 pm
Thank you.
lgvernon - August 9, 2013, 4:10 pm

Don't know how I missed this one! 5L~~better late than never.
Nissta - September 10, 2012, 7:16 pm
Having faced the Marines on exercise in Norway, all I can say is that it was an un-fair fight coz we outnumber them 4-10. Go the Crazyhorses!!


OCCUPY ALTERNATE REALITY - This one makes about as much sense as anything I have seen lately these days.


TAGS: occupy alternative reality time travel
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Budog

ipaprime - May 18, 2012, 2:16 am
makes perfect sense to me


CLOSE AIR SUPPORT - When Army strong isn't quite strong enough


TAGS: a 10 army air force plane war cool strong close air support military
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by WTFO

RUTT - September 23, 2009, 8:23 pm
The A-10 Warthogs in AF, were Army when I was there last.
CAS - February 25, 2009, 7:48 pm
It is easy to defend the dead with the fault of the living, but when the after action report states that the enemy was about to breach the line and he called the strike on himself simply says he is hero and that is what we do
LogicDude - December 10, 2008, 3:01 pm
A-10 pilots rarely have to buy the drinks when they go into Army bars...we love the Warthog!
.. - November 10, 2008, 11:56 pm
friendly fire anyone?
Airman - September 8, 2008, 5:24 pm
A-10 ftw
MadMSG - August 27, 2008, 2:13 am
AFJ, Good natured inter-service ribbing isn't bagging on my ground-based warfighting brethren. Nor does it diminish the outstanding missions they accomplish. Joking among the services is a long held tradition, maybe you're just too thensitive. It's a joke
AFJ - August 11, 2008, 5:08 pm
Way to be a douche and bag on the service of your comrades
RubberDucky - August 10, 2008, 1:05 am
I agree
Erm - August 7, 2008, 3:22 am
Always a**uming that rocket is being fired at the enemy of course


Political Correctness -


TAGS: black widow spiders politically correct
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 19, 2013, 12:37 pm
Would it sound politically incorrect if I said "they all look the same to me"? heh heh
EmilioDumphque - June 19, 2013, 10:00 am
That's not a Black Widow anyway. It's a Redback, from Australia.


FAIL. - French Military victories?


TAGS: french military victories
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by Conrad Palmer

Liam - July 23, 2009, 5:59 pm
Cheech it isn't just liberal politicians trying to reduce collateral damage and civilian casualties it's all politicians because they think it makes them look like a better person. It's all political theatre. Wake up, they're all on the same team dip****.
Sean - May 22, 2009, 9:42 pm
Have you posted any posters yet Cheech?
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 8:52 pm
In a true fight/war your goal is to SMASH your enemy by ANY means necessary.
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 8:51 pm
The US beat themselves in Vietnam. We let the UN and politicians get involved. There actually no war we can't win if we are willing to go far enough. A major problem like we are having now is the LIBERAL politicians get involved.
Nonsense - March 22, 2009, 3:57 pm
Napoleon was an ethnic Italian born on Corsica a year it was sold to France. Jean of Arc? Ya, a little girl claiming to have visions of God won a war. I think it counts as a defeat.
Porcelina - January 31, 2009, 2:22 pm
...no, that was a real error a while ago. It's been fixed since.
Typed it in myself - January 31, 2009, 12:17 pm
this is what the first link was: french military victories Your search - french military victories - did not match any documents. Suggestions:. - Make sure all words are spelled correctly. - Try different keywords. ... www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victor
HEY - January 14, 2009, 11:53 pm
you know whats funny about vietnam?.....america did not have to be liberated during or after it....
Culos - January 9, 2009, 1:36 pm
And sure they couldn't win in Vietnam, but didn't another great nation fail to do so as well?????
Haarakkon - January 9, 2009, 12:34 am
FFS, crack open a history book, will you? I'm no fan of the Gael, but there *was* this guy once upon a time, Bonaparte. And a gal, Jane, Jean? Something of the Arc....
Anonymous - January 8, 2009, 7:37 pm
The French cannot win on their own against another country, that is a proven fact. The only time the French won on their own is when they fought other French in their Revoulution.
Conrad Palmer - January 8, 2009, 3:06 pm
guys..im canadian, so i dont really give a **** about the french or the american revolution
Dipshit: - January 8, 2009, 12:21 pm
Htd...its not actully on google its just like the chuck norris thing you have to click "im feeling lucky"
LogicDude - January 8, 2009, 10:49 am
And without their "help" today we wouldn't have all the wars in Africa.
Toussaint - January 8, 2009, 10:04 am
Without the French help during the American Revolution, there wouldn't be a US.
4Real - January 8, 2009, 9:47 am
You are a **** sucker, english win beacose they appear when the war is over, and attak only if they are 15 time more. Bunch of faget
htc - January 7, 2009, 11:08 pm
Fail cause this doesn't happen.
HtD - January 7, 2009, 10:43 pm
You got my hopes up. I actually googled it.
LogicDude - January 7, 2009, 6:04 pm
This is both epic and full of win! Your reward is 500 interwebs.


A-10 WARTHOG - Face it the A-10 doesn't fly it just stares down gravity until it runs away sobbing and then, because it is so badass, the air just decides to get out of its way


TAGS: a 10 warthog usaf jets military
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by skinschamp10

Bolverk37782 - April 27, 2011, 3:49 pm
You forgot the most bad a*sed weapon of the lot, for pure intimidation the 30mm Gatling.
IxLOVExYOU - April 26, 2011, 1:41 pm
the chuck norris of air planes.
smalltownguy - April 26, 2011, 10:33 am
One fuel pod, one ECM pod, four Mk 82's, one Maverick AGM, and two Sidewinders... Yep still got plenty of power to tow an F-18 (chuckle)
marlygirl - April 26, 2011, 8:32 am
so true! Great Po5ter!
ThrillerMan - April 26, 2011, 3:18 am
Did you know that Charlie Sheen is an F-18, bro?
440wakeup - April 25, 2011, 10:34 pm
What's with the missiles, I thought thats where they hooked up the f-16's


A Man For All Seasons -


TAGS: veterans military immigration army usa
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:23 am
The VA Hospital system: PROOF that government run healthcare is a bad idea.
Greybeard - June 29, 2014, 10:49 pm
Thank you everyone. :)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:50 pm

actually it shouldn't even be an American one. it's the humane thing to do. period.
premiumgrade - June 29, 2014, 12:43 pm
Yes, Yes & Yes. 5 Lions, Greybeard.


VOTING - Is deciding which criminal gets to steal everything you have.


TAGS: politics voting taxes republican democrat
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by CNubel

Brawler - June 10, 2013, 3:03 pm
Shouldn't this be moved to Politifake?
EmilioDumphque - September 18, 2012, 3:11 pm
"Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame."-- Laurence Peters
cheesefrog - July 9, 2012, 6:27 pm
i would choose the one on the left
Coombsy007 - August 9, 2011, 7:57 pm
Yes, its the 5ame here. First post? can't wait to see more
Reality Lord - August 9, 2011, 5:20 pm

this as a first poster???...awe5ome dude!
gas - August 9, 2011, 1:16 pm
oh... you meant LITERALLY. lol sorry *whistle*
gas - August 9, 2011, 1:07 pm
that's exactly what I thought when I read your reply, so I certainly misunderstood you. forget it
Jerk - August 9, 2011, 12:59 pm
WHAT? that is all.
gas - August 9, 2011, 12:56 pm
True. If they were left ones they would have at least the detail to ask please to hold up your hands
Jerk - August 9, 2011, 12:30 pm
That thief has two right hands. You Fail
gas - August 9, 2011, 10:17 am
5ame thief, different gun
caveman - August 9, 2011, 3:54 am
ni5e
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:22 am
true for every country. 5


WEEEEEEEEEE -


TAGS: little pig geico
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by Airman

tatespa - September 27, 2012, 9:23 am
My bacon in the morning... cuter!
coldinjected - January 20, 2011, 11:56 am
My ringtone on my phone. That's cute.


DETROIT LIONS - Introduce their new team mascot.




MEDIA BIAS - All have bias one way or another, but how thin-skinned is a President that won't stop whining that 1 of the 6 is mean to him. Pathetic.


TAGS: politics obama fox liberal whining
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by WTFO

boeweizer - January 4, 2010, 5:05 am
this is the reasons there is now politifake
LogicDude - September 29, 2009, 1:24 pm
No one says you have to leave...just participate in a fashion other than stalking and downing other's contributions. Come on and bring the Funny! Don't make us send Sally Struthers after you...and we'll DO it too.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:57 am
my bad, i thought this was an open minded site that supported free speach. I see now that it is only for those like viewpoints like WTFO and LogicDude. Enjoy your delusions, i shall bother you no more.
LogicDude - September 16, 2009, 1:54 pm
Quick Search for "ILB" under poster creators aaaaaaand ZERO. If all you're going to do is stalk WTFO and rant then please feel free to exit the freakin' internet...and don't let the router hit you in the IP on the way out.
Arrogant Knight - September 16, 2009, 5:34 am
ILB you need to stop.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:29 am
Of course these lines move back and forth depending on which stories you like and which you dont. rendering all news pointless and stupid.
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:37 am
I never thought about the competition for the kool-aid guzzling audience. Good point. CNN editorials make stuff up, but their hard news is a little better and less visceral, I think.
Bah - September 10, 2009, 1:20 am
Sorry fellow conservative, but I must disagree on two points. One, Fox kicks b*** in the ratings b/c all the liberal news outlets compete with each other. Two, MSNBC might slant EVERY story, but even they don't have the balls to make crap up like CNN.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:26 am
In this country, the market is supposed to be the deciding factor. Too bad the govt is placing its finger on the scale in several areas of the marketplace.
Sean - August 15, 2009, 12:09 am
Yer starting to sound like Stephen Colbert there, WTFO. The market hath spoken.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:01 am
The ultimate proof that FoxNews is the most fair network is the fact that they are dominating all other networks in ratings. If they were as far fringe right as you claim their ratings would mirror MSNBC's pathetic audience.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:00 am
Yo, for every so called example of "right wingnut" you provide there are dozens of Kool-aid guzzling liberal BS from the other networks. I see most commentators give ample discussion to liberal guests. Most other networks' guests are all left-wing idiots.
lunchmeat5000 - August 14, 2009, 11:40 pm
Believe what you want, they're all twisting the truth to their audience. I for one can't stand MSNBC, as well as half of the opinion shows on fox.
Haarakkon - August 14, 2009, 9:10 pm
Not all of us believe everything we're spoon-fed by the major networks or their fringe players.
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 9:09 pm
Blah blah blah blah blah... I win.
Yo - August 14, 2009, 9:07 pm
Right wing mirror of MSNBC is in deep denial. Like the Birthers who refuse to see the simple truth of Obama's citizenship, you'll reject all my evidence of bias as liberal hatred. I pity you brainwashed fools. I wont be back. I've won & you'll never figur
Yo - August 14, 2009, 9:00 pm
I could keep citing examples of Fox News' right wingnut bias all night. Like the time the co-host of Fox and Friends stromed off the set because he couldn't stomach the racist tone of his co-hosts' attacks on Obama. Anyone who can't see that Fox is a
Haarakkon - August 14, 2009, 8:56 pm
Yo, you can't anymore. It's about "infotainment" and brand loyalty. Niche marketing. Murdoch didn't make all that money with a journalism degree. P.T. Barnum recognized it a century ago, how many minutes has it been?
Yo - August 14, 2009, 8:35 pm
McClellan's book that the Bush White House routinely gave talking points to Fox commentators. Not the journalists, just the commentators. But as my Jim Angle story shows, how does one tell where journalism ends and commentary begins these days.
Yo - August 14, 2009, 8:29 pm
A minute to denounce Clinton for refusing to answer questions about the Lewinsky scandal. Angle didn't tell viewers that he knew before Clinton entered the room that Clinton wasn't taking any questions on any subject. Then there's the report in Scott
Haarakkon - August 14, 2009, 8:25 pm
Little history lesson on Fox News... They started with gimmicks, "foxified" referred to the shaky camera work, to give the gullible the impression that everything they were working on was breaking news. They ended up finding the ultimate gimmick.
Yo - August 14, 2009, 8:23 pm
Right, and always has been. I remember seeing Jim Angle "reporting" on President Clinton announcing a new Social Security proposal on Fox's main nightly newscast. Angle took almost ten seconds to dismiss the proposal as recycled bad ideas, then took over
Yo - August 14, 2009, 8:15 pm
A few token moderate liberals can't possibly make Fox News fair and balanced. MSNBC has former REPUBLICAN congressman Joe Scarborough. He's no liberal, but the network still is. So waving Geraldo at me is meaningless. Fox is clearly biased to the far, far
WTFO - August 13, 2009, 12:36 am
turn and are tripping over themselves to kiss King Obama's b*** and deliver the White House's talking points. In addition, they are attacking average Americans who are speaking out against the King and the Empire of HUGE govt he is building.
WTFO - August 13, 2009, 12:35 am
perception of Fox, he must not be aware of how Fox brings on differing views within their commentators (Geraldo is a liberal, Beck dislikes both Reps and Dems, O-Reilly has some conservative and some liberal views). The other channels bashed Bush at every
WTFO - August 13, 2009, 12:33 am
From my observations (yes, I watch each of these channels from time to time, unlike blind FoxNews bashers), I believe that one organization is misaligned. That would be NBC. They are much farther left than noted. Right in line with MSNBC. As far as Yo's
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 13, 2009, 12:09 am
Outstanding poster; but you forgot Public Broadcasting... also very far left. Either way I gave you a 5.
Derek - August 12, 2009, 8:24 pm
Their relative positions are roughly correct, it would be accurate if right-aligned.
rollseyes - August 12, 2009, 7:30 pm
Yo is showing his/her bias. Fox is about as fair and balanced as media gets.
Yo - August 12, 2009, 3:58 pm
Yer graph maker's bias is showing. In the real world Fox News would be as far from Fair and Balanced to the right as MSNBC is to the left.


GETTING READY TO DEPLOY -


TAGS: preparation military
Rating: 4.82/5

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smalltownguy - May 20, 2011, 2:08 pm
Ah memories! :) 100% accurate.
BeardNinja - May 20, 2011, 9:25 am
the sad truth is that this is probably a more worth while pump than anything the military does.
BrainBucket - May 20, 2011, 6:15 am
Accurate!
StudentGuy - May 20, 2011, 6:13 am
Cool story Bro
forseti - May 20, 2011, 1:39 am
sounds like fun


SOCIALISM -


TAGS: socialism politics obama
Rating: 2.73/5
Derek - September 26, 2009, 8:19 pm
There are plenty of pictures just like this - the US during the depression.
Guest - September 25, 2009, 6:45 pm
You're thinking of Communism, not Socialism


MEMORY LOSS - Many Democrats conveniently had it when criticizing the Bush administration on Iraq. So who was it who "lied"?


TAGS: stupid democrats forgetful politics war iraq bush clinton kennedy gore
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

DeGrey - September 24, 2010, 1:06 am
Please Don't Feed the Trolls
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:22 pm
Moo+, why don't you stop trying to tell people what to do. It's more tiring than the trolls. 2nd point: if you're going to falsly accuse someone of racism be smart enough to know that a Clansman is from Scotland and a Klansman is a coward with a sheet.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
To answer your question ILB; most of these quotes were made during the Clinton administration. Oh, and welcome, knowitall.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 4:00 pm
You need to stop ""knowitall" Your political BS belongs somewhere else. At your Clan Meeting Maybe?
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:30 pm
sry grammar nazi, there's a lot of letters in that word "intelligent" and it's almost 5pm on friday...
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:29 pm
TTH, pffft, you're a tool. WTFO keep up the good work. your "soapbox rants" are intelligent and accurate. anyone that doesn't want to hear them is as intellingent as a 3 year old covering his ears screaming "na-na-na-na" for fear of learning the truth
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:21 pm
bravo to Paul for not stooping to your level. hopefully you dumbocrats will get a job one day and learn the value of honesty, respect, and hard work. maybe then you'll grow a pair...
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:20 pm
i find it hilarious that you guys call thetrashheap "TTH", considering that also stands for "to talk homo" and all you libtards seem to be slobbing his knob while you cry about the poster and attack it's creator.
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:17 pm
i for one, enjoy the politifakes as do many of my co-workers and friends who i share them with.
WTFO - September 17, 2009, 12:56 am
Sorry Bart. I know you were kidding. You just caught me all worked up at the time. No offense, bud.
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 7:10 pm
Just joking. I figured I'd make a small literary reference to parody the political debates that go on around the site.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 6:31 pm
Bart, nothing to be suspicious, ILB is a low-life who doesn't care about facts. Bush is a liar, but these folks he questions the timing of the comments. He's full of ****.
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 5:42 am
Now I'm suspicious...
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 5:41 am
Dude, ILB, are you and WTFO like Locke and Demosthenes?...Just kidding, I'm sure you two aren't the same person. Are you? Nah, it can't be; why would a person go to all the trouble of using two computers for such a purpose...Then again, it is politics.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:26 am
that we turned our back on, and is now falling apart, Afghanistan.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:25 am
Taking a page from WTFO's book, I would like to see where and most importantly WHEN these comments were made. Undoubtedly some are true, but based on false information fed to all of us to justify an unnecessary war that detracted us from the real mission
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:15 am
mo even
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:14 am
What a kissass you are when it suits you wtfo! Do you really think mooooooooooooo can't see right through you?
WTFO - August 21, 2009, 12:28 am
MO, I appreciate the clarification of your position. I may have dragged you in with the likes of TTH. You obviously are not as much a hater as he is. My apologies if I unfairly attacked you.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 10:19 pm
I believe the A.C.O.R.N. secret headquarters is right nearby to there as well.
Mark - August 20, 2009, 1:39 pm
Morry's Deli, 5500 S Cornell Ave.,Chicago, IL Not to drag politics into these comments but, Morry's is just down the street from BHO's Chicago residence. Drop by and say hello if you like.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:53 am
I can get a nice liverwurst sammich.you know, with the pickle......The nice crisp kosher dill with a little garlic?.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:51 am
1.What does any of this have to do with Porcelina leaving?...2.Mr M. Clearly stated that politifakes have to be at least a little funny and entertaining(so just stick to that and you'll be fine)3. No Ranting (sounds simple enough)4. Does anyone know where
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:19 am
though I actually agree with many of your points. So I'm out of the politifake debate...that's where I stand. I just think that you and the others could take most of the long winded rants to the forum and go hog wild...
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:14 am
I respect the heck outta you both for your service as members of our military. I also do not mind the fact that you two rant in an extremly educated manner. I do find it kinda neurotic though. It's the same thing over and over and over and over....even
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:10 am
So I'm just playing catch up and I see my name got drug into this....WTFO you've no doubt noticed that I've refrained from directing any of my politifake comments toward anyone in particular, right? And my opinion of you and mark is still the same....
Arrogant Knight - August 20, 2009, 3:18 am
Hey thanks for the laughs, WTFO. You crack me up.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:42 pm
Merrily merrily merrily merrily.......
Haarakkon - August 19, 2009, 11:41 pm
It could maybe use some refining. It certainly does compartmentalize things, though. It keeps the rest of you from having to read my diatribes.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 11:37 pm
I kinda have mixed feelings there Haar. Though it kinda compartmentalizes the flame wars, eh?
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:34 pm
God, you are a prick. I'm done with you Canuck.
Haarakkon - August 19, 2009, 11:34 pm
I LOVE this filter!!! Amsome work!!!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:30 pm
Did you miss the post where MR M. said this site was for entertainment? No soapbox ranting?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:28 pm
Awwwwwwwww pooor baby! If you can rant so can I.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:26 pm
TTH, STFU. Take your little clique and go F yourself.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:22 pm
The problem was never with your posters, but with your long repetitive rants that filled the latest comments page. Now that Mr M. has asked that you refrain from the soapbox behavior all should improve.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:13 pm
Just cant stop whining can you WTFO?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
on here but I would like to think people are above that. If a poster I make is rejected; I have no problem. If it's approved; super. Do I have (my kind of) entertainment in mind while making a poster? Yes.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
attacking of members and whining about the mere fact that certain posters were made in the first place. I sincerely did not mean to get off on the wrong foot with many here; yet I do feel I was attacked first. Which is fine; I'll be glad to trade insults
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
You are taking this way too seriously.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:07 pm
to some. Yet once a poster is approved; what's the point in carrying on about it? And while this site may not be the ideal place for serious political discussion; With all due respect to the boss I would have to think that's preferable to outright
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:07 pm
The bottom line is that I agree that Mr. Motifake is the head of this place and approve or disapprove any given poster. It's about entertainment, yet as demonstrated what is entertainment is subjective and a political poster can be entertaining according
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:01 pm
Much obliged, Sean. Like I said, I try to add variety and humor where I can. I just like to vent and get irritated when others on this site try to force people off the site for no good reason.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:58 pm
I obviously can't resist doing a politifake every now and then, but it is the few individuals who make "regurgifakes" that tend to bring the whole enterprise into disrepute. Ah well. And I think a 3 or better rating means yer doing something right.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:53 pm
again, I'm respectful when others are respectful. I will discuss these thoughts with Mr. Motifake since he is the owner of this site and I'm not sure he is aware of the tactics of the chat clique to team up and attack his other guests.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:51 pm
I also believe that the ratings of my posters prove the exact opposite of TTH and AKs a**ertion that they don't belong here. Several of mine are funny, demotivational, and sarcastic which is why Mr. Motifake approves them. As I've shown over and over
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:50 pm
Great points, Sean. I have been trying to keep current and differ my posters. Maybe that is why most of mine are rated well over 3 lions.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
Quite frankly I find this whole conversation the most entertaining thing on this entire site; and that's not meant to be a dis to great Motifakes.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
lint ball if she so chooses and her free speech to discuss it. BTW, in the forum the "I DON'T take sides" moderator, AK stated "Good riddance. Can we move on now?"
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
... or Bush-is-a-moron? Lame.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
Well, the politcal ones tend to be far more numerous and far less varied than the anti-religious ones. I mean, how many Obama-is-a-socialist posters have we seen? Though I readily concede that many of the anti-r. ones are pretty artless and nasty.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:47 pm
I'm back and I did confirm my suspicions. I went back to events that led to the leaving of Porcelina. It was TTH, Moo+ and AK as the clique attack hounds. While I don't support her satanic belief system I do support her right to worship the all mighty
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:43 pm
Plus I just LOVE how the people same exact people who whine and b**** about Politifakes' very existence don't say a f***ing thing about Religifakes constantly trashing the church and ridiculing prophets and the annointed.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:42 pm
on something and I'll be right back. I know you'll be waiting with bells on.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:42 pm
poster. I want to thank Haar for being respectful in his comments as well as others. The clique attack hounds appear to be led by TTH, AK has the muscle through duties, and Moo+ and MO just tag along through peer pressure or something. I'm going to check
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:40 pm
solely with politics or I would be able to find you weighing in on Bush, Cheney, or Palin attack posters. It also interesting to me that Moo+ was very respectful until about the time that AK invited him to PM to talk about "stuff" over on the chat room
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:39 pm
like. Unfortunately, one of those clique members has been given moderator authority by Mr. Motifake. I wonder if he's aware of how you abuse your authority. It is obvious you have it out for me and others who are anti-Obama. I don't believe it has to do
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:37 pm
If you look to the bottom of this comment chain you'll see there was no trouble until TTH joined in acting like a prick. What has become quite apparent to me is that the "Staring at us clique" has a subset group that team up and attack others they don't
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:35 pm
stuff doesn't belong here", "to stop your stupid ranting", "I cannot WAIT for this filter to be implemented. I really can't", "creating Politifake.org to shut you up", and finally "THERE" like a 12 yr old child. Please tell us all how you don't take sides
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:32 pm
AK, You stated "I do NOT take sides" earlier. Please enlighten everyone on how you can claim that with any validity after lower you stated "Vomitting political views...does NOT make you intelligent", "having all this trouble with you", "You know KNOW this
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 8:30 pm
Arrogant Knight: I seem to have an issue with what exactly?
MO - August 19, 2009, 2:46 pm
Today the sun will set on the last day of Politifake tyrany!! Long live the funny!!! Next stop?? Anime free shenanigans!!!! I'm all for some debate...but if you debate it till it's sore....take it to the fourum FFS! I even logged in at work to say that..!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:42 am
It's just some guy who goes around eating weird stuff from the outback. Kinda like Ray Mears but with a stronger stomach.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:39 am
...I have not. Pretty sure I don't EVER want to see it!
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:39 am
OK....that's good to know. I haven't been around much and was unaware of that. I used to sit next to a "Moderator" in third grade. "Teacher! Teacher! Mark was talking when you were out of the room." Does the Moderator job come with credentials?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:38 am
Have you ever seen the bush tucker man? cool show but i cant understand a word he says!
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:37 am
...I'll get a headache.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:37 am
It's too late for me to be laughing, TTH, dammit!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:36 am
Gonna call me sugar t*** will ya! shrimp on the barbie is there?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:35 am
You, Sir Knight are a poopy face! and I will not listen to you no way no how! Who ever heard of an Aussie knight! Sir quigley is it? "that aint a sword, this is a sword"? Off to fight the dreaded bush tucker man are you??? Sir Roadwarrior the drunk is it?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:35 am
Pretty much. ...Actually, yeah, spot on.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:33 am
AK - I was unaware that you are a Moderator. Exactly what is a Moderator? Is that like Mr. Motifake Lite?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:31 am
I thanked you for agreeing to listen to me as a Moderator. WTFO and PKP seem to have an issue with it.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:31 am
"the right to censorship" was my lame attempt at sarcasm. As I have said before, Mr. Motifake is the boss and I'm not arguing with him. That's a "no win proposition." I'm discussing a point and giving my opinion.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:28 am
"the right to censorship" not sure what you meant there Mark. We do have the right to free speech, Only this isn't Canada, it's Motifake. In the land of Motifake there are no political debates, no threats by timmies, and no arguing with the boss man.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:26 am
TTH - We agree at last!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:24 am
Without MR M. we would not even have this site, if he chooses to censor anything that is his right. This is not a democracy, Motifake was created with a purpose in mind and it's creator has the right to shape it to that purpose.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:23 am
AK - Your welcome....but what were you thanking me for?
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:22 am
I was just using this poster as an example. Some people might find it to be unfunny and unentertaining. There is no issue.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 10:20 am

Mark said: " I find this poster to be both funny and entertaining." It was approved. Where is the issue?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:19 am
Thank you, Mark. Sincerely.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:17 am
And I'll dance to whatever Mr. M and the Moderators decide to play.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:16 am
Hmmmm, sounds like censorship to me. Do you have the right to censorship in Canada? We like to think of both of our countries having free speech, but this is a "private" site and Mr. (or Ms.) Motifake has the final word.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:07 am
I would a**ume that Mr M. and the moderators will decide what's funny. (sounds like a bad do-wop band). Ladies and gentlemen MR M. And the MODERATORS!!!! wooooo woooohooooo
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:03 am
...1 Lion and then move on. That's what I do if I don't like a poster. If I disagree with a point of view, I post my point and welcome a sane discussion. If you choose to create a Politifake.org I'll refrain from posting politifakes on motifake.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:00 am
...offer my opinion. Who will decide what is funny and entertaining? I find this poster to be both funny and entertaining. I also agree with PKP that the problem seems to lie with those who are whining about politifakes. They have the option to vote...
Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:56 am
Well Mr. Motifake, you of course are the boss and have the final word here. I've just read this entire comment list and found my name mentioned here a few times if though I haven't been on the site much in the past few months, so I feel compelled to....
BoneCD - August 19, 2009, 9:48 am
Now stop that gloating AK...you have privileged information!
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 9:43 am
THERE.
spacedog - August 19, 2009, 9:38 am
Thank Mr. M.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:36 am

So guys, please keep the purpose in mind. I may release politifake.org for people who want to have these outright political battles. But dont want it here. Funny politifakes are ok though.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:35 am

Keeping entertainment in mind. The last thing we want is huge, long, serious political debates. Nothing funny/entertaining about that. People come here to relax, not stress out about politics.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:34 am

This site is about ENTERTAINMENT. Politifakes are allowed if they are FUNNY/WITTY. Not simply idealogical attacks.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 6:11 am
Because, sir, the one's causing the problem are the ones who are complaining ABOUT Politifakes. If the boss gets in contact with me... great.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 6:00 am
I have discussed this with him directly. How can you tell me to get my facts straight?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:57 am
In the meantime I won't a**ume the boss thinks anything until he posts a decision.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:54 am
You mean to shut the complainer OF Politifakes up. Get your facts straight.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 5:12 am
I like how you chose to ignore what I said completely. M obviously agrees that politics don't belong here. You'd get that if you read my comments. He is even considering creating Politifake.org to shut you up.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:05 am
Haarakkon; is the lead story about a shooting downtown gee... maybe because they're LOCAL broadcasting stations? And of course politics from other countries matter. I have no problem with Canadian or Portuguese politics being discussed on here.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 4:57 am
I was just speaking my mind and defending myself after being attacked. I'm flabbergasted I haven't been called a racist yet.


AIRBORNE - Put your knees in the breeze!




ANT CRACKER -


TAGS: staunch little bugger
Rating: 4.27/5

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Buzzramjet - July 12, 2012, 11:11 pm
Lame.
50cal - April 5, 2011, 3:38 pm
So true.....
CaptainBaked - April 5, 2011, 11:04 am
Thanks bro :) ...anytime!
forseti - April 5, 2011, 8:21 am
Thx for not referring it to politifake! Nice one, Captain!


POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - A liberal doctrine which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end


TAGS: pc liberal political turd correctness
Rating: 4.03/5

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Zetmonk - May 4, 2012, 6:53 am
The wording is brilliant, hard text to find a picture for though...


HONOR GUARD -


TAGS: eagle guarding military graves
Rating: 4.74/5

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lgvernon - February 28, 2012, 6:45 pm

Thanks!~
Airman - February 28, 2012, 4:34 pm
i used this same pic a few months ago.. you did a much better job than I did.. 5L
lgvernon - February 28, 2012, 4:27 pm

;)
GySgt1811a - February 28, 2012, 2:38 pm
Thanks, again.
lgvernon - February 28, 2012, 11:00 am

I thought so, too. Thanks!~
maoworks2 - February 28, 2012, 7:45 am
Very Moving Picture 5L.


ITS COMPLICATED -


TAGS: complicated facebook girlfriend cheating infidelity
Rating: 4.43/5

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Greybeard - August 29, 2012, 8:51 am
Ok. Thank You for letting me know.
Sho - August 29, 2012, 7:34 am
watch out that you dont repeat posters that were already done before. 4L


Conspiracy -


TAGS: force ufo aliens alien funny government military
Rating: 2.87/5

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Suh-weet - November 24, 2008, 4:33 pm
What's a Motifake? Some kind of weather balloon? HAHAH... Too easy. =[
United States Air Force - November 12, 2008, 10:57 pm
There was never a Motifake #30121, understand?


SANTA DELIVERS - Being naughty can get you more than a lump of coal this year.




MILITARY TERMS -


TAGS: military tank howitzer
Rating: 4.59/5

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guywiththesuitcase - April 12, 2011, 3:47 am
you said "that" twice.
pzykosiz - April 11, 2011, 7:17 pm
a s**t - something that blows others
MilDoc - April 11, 2011, 6:01 pm
Time on Target means "let's all blow it up together!"


I love you -


TAGS: reality
Rating: 5/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 4:48 pm
You omitted the BRAILLE one, for some reason...
steve1961 - September 1, 2015, 8:06 pm
Of course, it's the women talking to the men in most cases...;-)
rerun - September 1, 2015, 7:26 pm

As a Texan, I can confirm the last one
GaryO - September 1, 2015, 11:58 am
Having spent time in Mexico and China...and the south...YES
EmilioDumphque - September 1, 2015, 9:38 am
Informative AND useful!


My Father Told Me Once -


TAGS: honor duty kia military army
Rating: 4.67/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 3:13 am
The two greatest blessings a man can get is someone worth living for and a cause worth dying for.


PARANOIA -


TAGS: big dog little dog humor
Rating: 4.5/5

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zombie2093 - March 6, 2012, 8:36 pm
THE CHIHUAHUA IS LIKE IRAN LOL ALTHOUGH THE REALLY FUNNY PART IS THAT IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED WITH THE CHIHUAHUA CHASING THE PIT IT WOULD BE LIKE THE USA AND IRAN RIGHT NOW LOL THE TRUTH IS FUNNIER THEN FICTION LOL WE THE USA IS AFRAID IRAN
Reality Lord - March 5, 2012, 7:30 pm

...and THAT'S what i keep telling my shrink.


MY LIFE IS LIKE - ... a decadent chocolate cake. So many people want a piece of me that by the end of the day there's nothing left.


TAGS: life cake responsibilities
Rating: 4.79/5

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Bull - August 8, 2012, 6:33 pm
Have you ever drank a lot of coffee on an empty stomach and get a splitting headache? That's the theobromine f*cking you up. I had a vet visit last week, (my dog's got bad allergies) and he like to talk .. a lot.
Bull - August 8, 2012, 6:30 pm
Chocolate's poison to humans too. It contains theobromine and if enough is consumed it can be deadly. You'd have to have a really slow metabolism and/or eat a sh*tload of it. Dogs metabolize theobromine much slower and can actually consume enough to die.
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:55 am
For his safety I hope he was...
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:55 am
For his safety I hope he was...
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:53 am
Enjoying it as much as I can... Strawberry Cheesecake and tons more candy that I should legally be allowed helped get me through this weekend... now I crave gummybears...
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:51 am
I detest peanut b***er... however, that only means more for you, just eat it some place outside, I can smell that crap from a long ways away... gag reflex activating smell...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2012, 8:15 am
But I digress.......strawberry rhubarb. (hope you guys are enjoying your weekend)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2012, 8:13 am
I was re-introducing you....I doubt there are many left that you already know, and I was always a conservative..... I just didn't care about politics. Lately I've realized that I should at least have a basic understanding. You did help explain it for me.
rerun - August 5, 2012, 7:12 am

Really, I did in fact just wake up and now I want this for breakfast (the most important meal of the day)
WTFO - August 5, 2012, 2:26 am
Back on topic (politics can stay at politifake). Just had to have chocolate cake w/ chocolate frosting after seeing this pic. It's good! Why would anyone waste something that tastes that good on a dog? Hello!? They lick their b***s!
WTFO - August 5, 2012, 2:23 am
Dude, how do you introduce someone that you admit was here first? It's all good, brother. What the audience may not know is that you are now a conservative. I'd like to think I may have contributed to that, but I doubt it. You just woke up.
Greeny - August 3, 2012, 4:51 pm
umm... was Space talkin' about the cake?
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 12:01 pm
Thanks for the intro Moo(?) and hellooooo WTFO.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 11:57 am
Sorry!!!! EXTREME lag time this morning and the puter is sorta slow too.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 11:54 am
Reese peanut b***er cups, frozen, better than(fill in the blank). I've been called a b*tch so figure those cup are my revenge. I hate when it sticks to the woof of my mouth though.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 11:54 am
Reese peanut b***er cups, frozen, better than(fill in the blank). I've been called a b*tch so figure those cup are my revenge. I hate when it sticks to the woof of my mouth though.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 11:54 am
Reese peanut b***er cups, frozen, better than(fill in the blank). I've been called a b*tch so figure those cup are my revenge. I hate when it sticks to the woof of my mouth though.
steve1961 - August 3, 2012, 11:43 am
Nice that you and WTFO get along now...just don't feed him chocolate ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 3:44 am
Oh, FFS...who left the back door open?.Ladies and gentlemen! this here right wing lunatic is WTFO. he was the reason I joined Motifake...I just hated him SO much. But we got past it, And now we're such good pals he's agreed to vote for Obama...XD yukno.
WTFO - August 3, 2012, 2:22 am
Now peanut b***er is a different story there isn't it, my friend. ;) ha ha.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 2:19 am
I would never feed another dog chocolate.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 2:18 am
It's not me, I've been against the chocolate the whole time. But he's Mrs.Moooo's dog and she and her brother have been feeding him chocolate for 18 years. Caramilk, chocolate chips,assorted easter chocolates, bakers chocolate...etc, he seems to be immune
steve1961 - August 3, 2012, 1:43 am
Your dog is not special mooo+ just lucky. Certain types of chocolate are toxic and fatal to dogs. Not to be preachy but as a friend, I think you are playing russian roulette if you are truly allowing your dog to eat chocolate. Trust me, my moo friend.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 1:21 am
Some dogs are special...My dog eats chocolate all the time. But Space would be dead...He's not special. He pees on the floor, he escapes from the yard and he keeps rubbing his a** on the carpet. We're "sending him to a farm".. The kids will be devastated.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 12:20 am
Space you dawg. You know chocolate is like poison to you and your kind! That is what you meant right? ;)
spacedog - August 2, 2012, 7:47 pm
Heehee, I wouldn't mind a piece of that. ;)


I MISS YOU -


TAGS: love rifle scope funny military
Rating: 4.8/5

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NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:54 pm
Some people you miss like a heartbeat: You really feel it at-first, but the pain subsides with time. Some you miss like a bullet... And lord-knows I can think of one that I do!
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 6:51 pm
"This is my rifle, this is my gun!" "This is for fighting, this one's for fun!"
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 6:50 pm
Arsenal of Democracy.
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:36 pm
Ah yes, the Garand. For when you want a rifle that will outlast YOU.
MPsniper - June 26, 2012, 5:28 pm
i refer to them as firearms. firearm are a symbol of freedom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 9:39 pm
Sorry Americans, Your obsession with Guns is just weird. (YaY Guns!)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 9:38 pm
Guns!...Guns, Guns, Guns.....Gunnnnnsssssss.....I'm gonna visit the states soon and I need to practice....GUNS...wooo Guns!!! It's not an extension of my manhood....I just love guns!
MPsniper - June 25, 2012, 9:17 pm
i fired my M-1 Garand at camp perry....at 1,000 yards....every year at the nationals...with iron sights. rear sight up 53 clicks. 500 yards is childs play.
Nissta - June 25, 2012, 7:46 pm
I can hit a target at 500 with leaf sights and if I missed you it was only because I didn't want to hit you YET!! That and you'd fill your panties as the round passed......
caveman - June 25, 2012, 9:21 am
@sureok Go to this link and you'll be able to have that type of title http://wigflip.com/automotivator/
sureok - June 25, 2012, 8:38 am
How do you edit the main word? "I Miss You" and underline it? I went to advanced edititing, but couldn't figure it out. Nonetheless very nice!!!!!!!!!!


MOSH PIT - JUNIOR TRAINING FACILITY




A GENTLEMAN -


TAGS: politeness vs the tool of satan
Rating: 4.15/5

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Bartimaeus - January 6, 2010, 11:08 pm
lol Great caption! 5/5
Current Resident - January 2, 2010, 4:41 pm
True and very well done! 5L
agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 12:48 pm
Excellent, again!


MARINE SQUADMATES - Denies the enemy the fact of seeing you crawl out on your hands and knees. Instead they help you walk out, holding your sidearm, ready for revenge.


TAGS: marines military
Rating: 4.65/5

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MotiMan321 - October 23, 2011, 12:09 pm
OOH RAH!
MotiMan321 - October 23, 2011, 12:08 pm
OOH RAH!
Thunderstrike - October 16, 2011, 8:26 pm
It's a mixture of "we gotta get him out of here" and "BRING IT!!"


9mm Ignorance -


TAGS: senseless police brutality bad cop bad cop dogs
Rating: 4.25/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 3:35 am
Just your local jack booted thug in action.
ughomer - August 22, 2014, 10:16 am
"Paws Down! Desist!!"
Reality Lord - August 21, 2014, 6:52 am

did the doggy have his hands up?


YOU! - STFU and choke yourself!


TAGS: you stfu military funny pointing
Rating: 3.13/5

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WTFO - June 4, 2009, 12:03 am
"you had best square your a** away and start ****ting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely f*** you up!"
LogicDude - June 2, 2009, 4:27 pm
Godd*** it, with my hand, numbnuts!! Don't pull my f***ing hand over there! I said choke yourself! Now lean forward and choke yourself!


CANADIAN NAVY CARIBOUS - Even the US Navy Seals look up to them




irrelevant -


TAGS: paris attack isis nazis political correctedness
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:11 pm
Edgar Friendly, I am with you!
GaryO - November 23, 2015, 10:08 am
O lord, you never fail to entertain. Luv what you do, man.
Reality Lord - November 23, 2015, 7:15 am

dear spizz.... please see this poster if you are trolling. http://www.demotivationalposters.net/trolling-trolling-demotivational-posters-137751.html and if you are just plain and simply stupid i can still oblidge
spizz - November 22, 2015, 8:45 pm
So you're saying Hitler and Stalin were right. Looks like the peaceful majority in America are irrelevant again.
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 3:24 pm
I wear a full length black trench coat. I get followed a lot. I drive a car that's popular with smugglers. I get followed and pulled over a lot. I usually get checked out and sent on my way, no hassles. I don't mind. I know what I look like. 5L!
Greybeard - November 15, 2015, 10:01 pm
Amen brother. Political correctness is killing people..!


MILITARY BRATS -


TAGS: military children
Rating: 4.68/5

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fordfjord - October 25, 2012, 12:00 pm
Amen, Airman. I hit 13 schools by the end of 12th grade, and as much as it sucked, I am darn proud of what both my parents did for our country.
TaleSpinr - June 9, 2011, 11:20 pm
Isn't that the truth! I tell people that foster children go to less schools that I did. Thanks for the validation heheh


TALENT... GENIUS... -


TAGS: military sniper longrangerifle
Rating: 4.91/5

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Benlulz - January 7, 2011, 1:30 pm
AWESOME This Motifake.
Reality Lord - January 4, 2011, 8:31 pm

THAT....is frickin awesome. n1 dude!


BELIEVE IT OR NOT - but there is a thin line between bravery & stupidity.




BOREDOM -


TAGS: life time day human nature virtual escape reality friend waste facebook social network
Rating: 3.38/5

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Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm
Best game of beer pong. Ever.


GUNS DON'T MAKE YOU A KILLER - Killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.


TAGS: politics truth right to bare arms
Rating: 3.58/5

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itsatr1p - July 30, 2011, 10:11 pm
uncle sam dousnt want you
itsatr1p - July 30, 2011, 10:10 pm
its t bad this world has idiots like fred - #150050 it will start with guns and eventually we will be caged like dogs and the government will control all aspects of our lives until then enjoy life
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:45 am
some things are more dangerous than others, retard.
MrRandom - September 19, 2009, 3:27 pm
Ah the tunnel thing was unintended. Just another guns poster with that line would have been great.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 3:16 pm
I just one, but I substituded "someone" with "a b****" for the sake of comedic affect...****! I forgot to put tags on again!
Haarakkon - September 19, 2009, 3:15 pm
I'm fairly sure that's what Random meant.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 3:08 pm
A tunnel? I don't believe in those. I guess I could make an original out of it...okay.
MrRandom - September 19, 2009, 3:01 pm
The comment that is.
MrRandom - September 19, 2009, 3:00 pm
Make a poster out of that. Now.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 2:57 pm
Guns don't make you a killer, but they can sure speed up the process. It takes hours to choke someone.
reason - September 19, 2009, 2:17 pm
Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, Punk?
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 12:18 am
Donkey shine.
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 3:59 pm
well said!
mauser98k - August 18, 2009, 3:57 pm
5 lions
knowitall - July 17, 2009, 11:43 am
agdaniel = bricktop w/o pigs?
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 10:50 pm
I hear hogs do a great job at cleaning up messes like say a nosy Animal Control employee.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:48 pm
Your bats may "fix" a problem... but when you want that "problem" to "go away" you're gonna need mealworms... "trained" ones who won't "talk".
Sean - June 27, 2009, 8:44 pm
As what? Food for your army of darkness, or AS your army of darkness. Cuz if it's the latter, then I think I see your problem right there .... And I may start demanding from you your lunch money.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:21 pm
I've had markedly less success with my mealworms.
Sean - June 27, 2009, 8:13 pm
True enough, I guess, but just the other day an Animal Control dude wanted to know why I seemed to be training all these bats in my garden shed. Asking me stuff like "what are you training them for?" Well let's just say that THAT problem fixed itself.
RONSART - June 27, 2009, 8:09 pm
Being a “GUNS” owner...love gun posters.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 7:49 pm
I'm all for firearm rights, but only if the death penalty was mandatory for gun deaths across the board... unless in self defense. Eye for an eye is BS, but if you can kill someone, you don't belong here... and we should end that gene pool immediately.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 7:30 pm
Many people get the point. The problem is they keep giving the cameras and microphones to the idiots who don't get it.
TJ - June 27, 2009, 7:20 pm
FINALLY someone gets the f***in' point.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 7:11 pm
Thank you, moo+
mooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2009, 6:44 pm
Nice one 5 lions


MINI GOLF - ftw.


TAGS: mini golf little people midgets dwarves
Rating: 2.73/5

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Alexiel - July 12, 2008, 8:08 am
chibis
pro - June 19, 2008, 11:26 am
She's only h** from the v***** up, though.
Rondo - June 19, 2008, 10:03 am
Midgets, you know you want to bang one!
Heh - May 12, 2008, 8:34 pm
I bet she clubs him in the head on the backswing
Anon - May 3, 2008, 10:23 pm
The girl, she is h**.


3 Years, 7 Months, & 30 Days -


TAGS: wwii pearl harbor war military
Rating: 4.46/5

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Bandit5906 - June 1, 2016, 7:45 pm
And in 2016 we have a stuttering fool of a president apologize the Japan for the bombing we did to them. We warned them by broadcasting what was going to happen and we dropped papers telling them. All POWs would have been murdered if we attacked by land!
Snoots - April 17, 2016, 5:46 pm
Hmmm... premeditated invasion. Sounds like what happened to Native Americans.
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 1:32 am
@ Thedge --- Because we had won and history has shown that poor winners get another war in 20 years.
Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 5:15 pm
It is much easier to fight an enemy that has borders and fights with conventional weapons.
EmilioDumphque - December 8, 2014, 3:59 am
But we turned the tide in only six months.
Greybeard - December 7, 2014, 9:38 pm
Yes, The Pacific campaign was a brutal period of WWII history.
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 4:55 pm
5'd. But, should say, look at what they did here (Philippines), China, and many more of the Pacific Islands. Pearl Harbor was only a small bit, sadly enough. I was raised to feel guilt regarding Hiroshima & Nagasaki. I do not now, only wonder, why stop?


REBELS... -


TAGS: rebels insurgents politics
Rating: 4.46/5

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NickDahlmier - February 20, 2016, 6:09 am
Can' quite do that (SALT-II)... But we could send a few of our new flying death-rays over there & have them set beams on a wide-pattern.
NickDahlmier - February 20, 2016, 6:07 am
It's always the zealots of any cultural group that tend to give it's passions a black-eye.
curlyrocks - March 19, 2013, 9:42 pm
The problem is after these dictators have been overthrown rational Muslims throw away there guns to try and start peace, but the psycho religious ones pick them up to try and usher in there religious oppression
forseti - April 5, 2011, 3:33 am
Once upon a time there was a war. Nowadays it is called "American Revolutionary War". Perhaps you heard from it. The colonies against GB. Think about it and try to get the similarities... Then think about your statements...
corneredbadger - April 4, 2011, 7:59 pm
nuke the region from orbit
palmat - April 4, 2011, 1:13 pm
it's just good business for some people.
440wakeup - April 4, 2011, 1:09 pm
This is all I've been trying to say. Let KADAFFI WIPE THESE GUYS OUT! THEN extract him with delta force.
WTFO - April 3, 2011, 10:57 pm
In the case of Libya, it appears that several of the people we are arming are already insurgents we have been fighting in Iraq and Afghan. Different twist on an old problem.
rerun - April 3, 2011, 10:22 pm

there is so much truth in this


THANKSGIVING -




DOUBLE TAP... -


TAGS: airforce military weapon bomb
Rating: 4.92/5

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ICEMAN - January 11, 2011, 6:06 pm
You're coming in 5x5.


HEROES -


TAGS: husband wife military duty love
Rating: 4.74/5

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Feasibly - December 5, 2011, 2:13 pm
Man RL, I don't remember seeing this one before...Easy 5
Reality Lord - August 21, 2010, 8:37 am

....yes i did write the poem.
Reality Lord - August 20, 2010, 8:41 pm

thnx guys
spacedog - August 20, 2010, 5:52 pm
Very nice. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 12:19 pm
Um yea, my last comment got messed up. All i can say is this is AMSOME and i give it a 10 a effing 10
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 12:12 pm
FUC1


THE CHEMIST FUN -


TAGS: march calendar 2010 chemistry the ferrous wheel iron will vitamin b b12 b2 b6 red matter clits
Rating: 4.63/5

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thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:29 am
I like the tags... xD Oh, and 5L


SCAREDY CAT -


TAGS: scared cat little spider
Rating: 4.24/5

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MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 11:30 am
You say this is the same breed as the mighty lion? Ba ha ha. 5L gawd I love this place. Signed Miss Priss's dog.


WAR - it's hell




OF COURSE YOU CAN BRING YOUR SOCK MONKEY -


TAGS: military bravery
Rating: 4.94/5

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Sean - October 15, 2011, 1:32 am
Does that mean he never looks down when he's in the shower?
ICEMAN - October 15, 2011, 1:18 am
Awww, H-E-double toothpicks, who would be scared of a little prick? Anyone? Anyone? Moooooooooooooooo?
Sean - October 14, 2011, 8:27 pm
Beautifully funny.
LuanMao - October 14, 2011, 7:52 pm
Nothing but truth


Vows -


TAGS: buddhist extremist tranquility cell vow
Rating: 4.96/5

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falloutghoul - November 21, 2013, 8:00 am
Good, 'cause we're on short supply.


Dust -




WRITING YOUR NAME IN THE SNOW... -


TAGS: navy minigun gatlinggun funny military
Rating: 4.66/5

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MPsniper - July 8, 2013, 7:54 pm
gosh...i seem to remember MAKING THIS POSTER.
culos - February 2, 2011, 4:32 pm
d*mn lag
culos - February 2, 2011, 4:32 pm
d*mn lag
rerun - February 2, 2011, 4:32 pm

single post?
rerun - February 2, 2011, 4:31 pm

single post?
culos - February 2, 2011, 2:16 pm
Any excuse will do
culos - February 2, 2011, 2:16 pm
Any excuse will do
Benlulz - February 2, 2011, 1:36 pm
Same here
Benlulz - February 2, 2011, 1:36 pm
Same here
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 7:12 pm

d*** lag. this is why i suck at online gaming.
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 7:11 pm

5weet!!
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 7:11 pm

5weet!!


Untying The Knots -


TAGS: ptsd military army dreams nightmares
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 28, 2014, 10:43 pm
Thank you. :)
MissPriss - August 28, 2014, 10:11 pm
I didn't know there were anything other kind. 5L Grey
Sho - August 28, 2014, 6:29 pm
indeed 5L


HEY, JOHNNY JIHAD - Your road to Paradise begins here.




HORSE COPS -




WHEN DIPLOMATS FAIL - There's ALWAYS the United States Navy


TAGS: navy violence force military kill
Rating: 4.19/5

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RetiredUSNChief - September 14, 2010, 10:57 pm
GO NAVY! :)~
guyfox - September 14, 2010, 9:11 pm
wicked jester..............boo yah


DISNEY SAILOR SCOUTS - In the name of Jerry Bruckenheimer, WE WILL PUNISH YOU!


TAGS: anime manga sailor scouts moon disney little mermaid aladdin cinderella sleeping beauty
Rating: 3.03/5

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Woodywood03a - August 29, 2009, 1:56 am
Man... You are wrong. That is just plainly wrong.


SOLITUDE -


TAGS: solitude hate people bukowski calendar
Rating: 4.96/5

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Altrunchen - September 30, 2013, 12:30 pm
There goes Megaton.
maoworks2 - May 9, 2012, 6:52 am
THat's A Great One.
holymoly - May 8, 2012, 5:57 pm
Nice... That A bomb in the backgroud should take care of that...


AIRBORNE SCHOOL - Week 1: Separates the men from the boys Week 2: Separates the men from the fools Week 3: The fools jump!




FREEDOM - "For those that will fight for it... FREEDOM...has a flavor the protected shall never know"




HOPE - Time to FLUSH it down!!!


TAGS: obama politics hope liberals
Rating: 3.07/5

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Glenn Beck - August 19, 2009, 12:29 pm
Hey Sean--is that bunny your girlfriend???
MrRandom - August 13, 2009, 11:34 pm
Don't diss the Beck, he and fox are pretty much the reason Colbert and Stewart are so successful.
Sean - August 13, 2009, 11:26 pm
Last time you Yanks voted with yer a**es you ended up in two interminable wars. Love the three "!!!". You wouldn't be a nation of drama queens without you multiple exclamation marks. Or Glenn Beck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Derek - August 13, 2009, 9:17 pm
Got to admit, this is the best of the anti-Obama posters. 5* ;-)
FTACHASER357 - August 13, 2009, 8:21 pm
OUTSTANDING POSTER! I gave you a 5 PLUS! ROCK ON!


CTHULU FOR PRESIDENT - With the current set of presidential hopefuls...what have we got to lose?


TAGS: political
Rating: 2.43/5

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AXL - April 11, 2009, 1:57 am
I may agree with anon, but I rather vote for him as president of the Earth.
That One Guy - March 30, 2009, 10:16 pm
"What have we got to lose?"! Our collective sanity.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 31, 2009, 9:08 am
We get it, anonymous, you're a big racist mean badass and have archly sarcastic opinions and you think no one understands you and you hate the USA. It's been done.
Anonymous - January 30, 2009, 6:11 pm
I'd vote for him. It would be the greatest thing to happen to everyone... that is if he kills everyone.
Overlord Douchebag - November 15, 2008, 10:08 pm
I wasn't even IN this election, though I'm glad DetectiveArcher realized how bad-ass the American people would appear by voting me in...Even though I kinda rule over the entire cosmos already.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 25, 2008, 4:46 pm
But Sarah Palin is running for VICE President!
DetectiveArcher - September 25, 2008, 2:38 pm
As Americans, one of the big fears our voters have is appearing weak to foreign powers, right? What better way to show how bad a** we are than electing a Being whose mere presence would blast the sight from your eyes and reason from your thoughts?
anony mouse - July 18, 2008, 12:28 am
CTHULHU!
... - July 15, 2008, 2:41 am
Um, your life? Or am I in Captain Obvious territory? Sorry Cap.
Alexiel - July 11, 2008, 11:09 am
your dignity


Personality Disorder -


TAGS: lazy personality clean disorder mariand
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - October 18, 2014, 12:01 pm
Thanks guys... Missy, I know you love cleaning... you are so subtile ;)
Greeny - October 17, 2014, 11:34 pm
5 Kirby demo's
spacedog - October 17, 2014, 11:20 pm
Multiple personalities aren't so bad, but compulsive cleaners are nuts. 5L
MissPriss - October 17, 2014, 11:09 pm
Love it when you drop by...miss ya!
MissPriss - October 17, 2014, 11:06 pm
If she finds it, send the 5L bugger over to my place!


ANIME GIRLS - Owned by reality


TAGS: reality anime girls hen*** japan manga
Rating: 3.18/5

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Hremsfeld - October 3, 2009, 8:44 am
Mindf***!
Phage - May 7, 2009, 9:24 am
Awwww : D
Mr. Shiny - May 7, 2009, 4:26 am
why oh why?
evil - April 2, 2009, 9:38 pm
xDD very original
Nobody - October 20, 2008, 5:03 pm
This is just f***ing scary.


MEMORIAL DAY -


TAGS: marine iwojima memorialday military
Rating: 4.79/5

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steve1961 - May 23, 2014, 10:04 pm
Or dividing by zero...or rolling a hoop with a stick...or getting hit on the head with a pool cue...
MPsniper - May 23, 2014, 7:04 pm
uhmmmmm....it is a salute
maoworks2 - May 22, 2014, 4:52 pm
What does that mean ?
MPsniper - May 22, 2014, 3:58 pm
/0
maoworks2 - May 22, 2014, 11:11 am
Very Well Said , Thankyou .


ITS DEAD NOW.... -


TAGS: military soldier funnyarmy
Rating: 4.53/5

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CaptainBaked - June 12, 2011, 12:12 pm
Yeehah! Who's hungry?
MPsniper - June 12, 2011, 7:51 am
heck, bring me another belt....its still *twitchin'*
Verdeckt - June 11, 2011, 9:38 pm
Fire, for those occasions when double *** fails..


I HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER -




THE SACRIFICE -


TAGS: sacrifice duty honor country military
Rating: 4.63/5

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ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 1:55 pm
"Heroes"; IN the hearts... sigh... the sacrifice of English


THE LIVES OF OTHERS -




MY COUNTRY - didn't trained me to die for my country. My country trained me to help others die for theirs


TAGS: military
Rating: 4.02/5

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MashiMashi - July 25, 2012, 11:22 am
Post to Military funny and have a bigger gun
SethMythrax - July 11, 2012, 6:41 pm
opps, i meant trained. Should read - didn't "train" me to die for my country. ....
SethMythrax - July 11, 2012, 6:39 pm
The 1st didnt should have been did......


OFFICE POLITICS #8 - When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.


TAGS: office politics 50cal
Rating: 3.94/5

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forseti - September 13, 2010, 4:13 pm
slow down, 50cal. just shoot one a day ;)


HOMOSEXUALITY -


TAGS: reality
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:55 pm
What's the homo sapiens the homophobes find it too messy a subject. Teehee?
CloudchaserS - July 21, 2016, 4:36 am
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction (W.F. Trotter)
mizzdizz - July 20, 2016, 1:55 pm
People that cheerful while promoting hate and condemnation worry me. There's something wrong with that. Yes, what someone does in their bedroom is their own f-ing business. Excellent poster, Cern! ^!


PONZI SCHEME - Taking money from one group of people and giving it to another One man took $787B, the other took $50B One man's in the White House, the other is in the Big House.


TAGS: politics congress obama president madoff democrats funny true
Rating: 3.17/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 1:37 am
Political discussions are no longer welcome at Motifake. Please visit Politifake.org to make any further political comments. I may agree with you but this is no longer the place.
Lurch - June 29, 2010, 1:25 am
One man stole $50B to enrich himself, the other man borrowed $780B to clean up Bush's mess that Bush spent $13T creating. But yeah, let's whine about Obama cause that makes sense. lol.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 10:22 pm
Couldn't agree more, Sarge.
TheSarge - November 23, 2009, 1:08 pm
Everytime someone says "Obama is just trying to clean up Bush's mess."my head starts to hurt from the total disregard of even the faintest glimmer of logic.
WTFO - November 19, 2009, 12:29 am
Thanks for flicking incoherent hatred and BS falsehoods our way booger.
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:49 am
diff being as well, Bush also cost us our soldiers as well as lied to us . BAM is just trying to clean the mess up.madoff and JRbush,hook their nuts up to a car battery- and light that f***er up in a lie detector that shocks them PERIOD.
WTFO - October 30, 2009, 11:58 pm
I watch foxnews, cnn, msnbc and look across the internet to find truth. No spin just facts, bud.
pantha266 - October 30, 2009, 3:23 pm
Wow, someone watches too much FoxNews. Talk about spinning
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:29 pm
Bush did approve the 1st TARP and I think it was a huge mistake. Obama passed TARP 2, $787B in 'stimulus', took over GM and are now trying to take over health care and energy companies (cap and trade).
Reality Lord - August 20, 2009, 1:11 pm

i thought it was Bush that ok'de the $$$$$$$$, thus shifting America from a capitalistic state to a socialistic one?
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 8:01 pm
Thanks PKP. This is one of my favs as well.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - June 16, 2009, 5:59 am
I'll have to say this is one of my favorite Motifakes ever. I've copied it and passed it along to a lot of my friends on MySpace. I gave it 5 lions or whatever those things are.
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:51 am
sir, is your root cause.
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:50 am
Congressional Black Caucus worked with Fannie Mae to issue ARM loans to poor people, Pres Obama himself received $106K from Fannie, and we found out last week that his Chief of Staff, Emanuel worked for Fannie when these bad practices were failing. There,
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:49 am
are not the root cause of the economy. The root cause is the banks that were pressured by Congress to issue subprime loans to people who can't afford to repay. Most of this pressure came from the Dems. Deregulation was signed by Pres Clinton in 1999, the
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:47 am
but I'm not comforted by the $787B (the largest power grab of govt from capitalism) being a "quantifiable number". Wasting the tax dollars of me, my children and their children on psycho liberal ideology won't fix our economic status. By the way, the wars
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:45 am
own people (the US was flying sorties to protect Kurds in the North and Shia in the South of Iraq), he did have weapons and never proved he disposed of them per UN direction, and there is much more. I agree the culture was different in WWII,
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 2:43 am
Well, the past 7 years of war in two countries cost less than $787B to answer your first question, Haa. Second, I disagree with your "false pretenses", the intel was there, Iraq was a sponser of terror, Saddam violated international war, slaughtered his
Sean - March 30, 2009, 11:59 pm
Oh, yeah? Well you tell me, sir, what's the cost of a "smoking gun" in the form of a "mushroom cloud" slowly rising over what was once a thriving American city ... devastated by the haphazard use of mixed me***hors? Huh? Huh?
Haarakkon - March 30, 2009, 11:05 pm
finance the war efforts. It was a different cultural mind-set. None of this charge it, credit card, buy now and pay later stuff so prevalant nowadays. At least 787B is a quantifiable number, unlike foreign war expenditures.
Haarakkon - March 30, 2009, 10:59 pm
Before that point is dismissed out of hand, how much did going to war with a foreign country - under false pretenses - cost the taxpayer? And isn't that really the root cause of the economic crisis right now? In 1941-1945, the country sold bonds to
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 5:54 pm
Whatever, anon-Timmy. Live your San Fran pipe dream through the generational theft of this admin.
Anon - March 29, 2009, 12:56 am
1. Someone paid for something beneficial finally 2. Didn't you forget Bush and his cronies, or is that too much money to calculate?
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 12:48 am
Who's whimpering? I pointed out that if you take $50B and work on Wall Street, you go to jail. If you take $787B and work on Pennsylvania Ave, the sheep bow at your feet.
Haarakkon - March 28, 2009, 10:21 pm
Oh, for the good old days when conservatives *weren't* a sniveling bunch of whimpering cry-sacks. I used to be able to admire some of them...


MERMAID RANT - Ariel pisses on about color schemes.


TAGS: ariel the little mermaid mermaids walt disney princess princesses redhead
Rating: 3.08/5

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jalfordbane - July 28, 2009, 10:46 am
Hey jalford... take your motifakes to a blog and get them off my internet. They're not as funny as you think.


NAVY HUMOR - Challenging our Army counterparts to come back with an even more awesome motifake.


TAGS: army navy caveman awesome military
Rating: 3.68/5

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jayman450 - August 13, 2014, 8:30 pm
very not easy
southernsoldier83 - February 19, 2010, 9:51 pm
Yeah buddy its a marine uniform. Make sure you have PID (positive identification) before you start firing rounds off. You definitely just hit some of your marine counterparts. Motifake so easy but the sailor still can't get it right!
TheSarge - November 14, 2009, 7:50 am
Ha! love this one...but thats a Marine uniform he's wearing not Army.
Chaser - October 19, 2009, 10:48 am
I must say good job. That is funny and I will take you up on that challenge.
DreMagnum - October 10, 2009, 11:49 pm
Yeah its a joke bill, so shut the hell up
Zed - October 10, 2009, 11:33 pm
Not Todd, Bill, but I served in the first Gulf War (Marines), and while I appreciated the Naval back-up, the idea is to make the ENEMY die for our country, not for US to die for ours.
Arrogant Knight - October 10, 2009, 11:31 pm
Oh don't start that ****, bill. It's a joke. GTFO if you can't take it.
bill - October 10, 2009, 11:29 pm
do you have no respect for the soldiers that die so you dont have to?


KARMA -


TAGS: reality
Rating: 5/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:02 pm
Funny how the feminazis are curiously quiet about how inappropriate ra** jokes are without exception, when it's about a man being ra**d.
mizzdizz - August 25, 2015, 1:30 am
I've got Psycharm All Python tools in one place---if you've got a dirty mind--ahem--Prissy--- That's HILARIOUS!!!!!
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:22 pm
Don't know if everyone else is seeing the ad below but mine is showing "5(L) Foods to Never Eat" and it's a pic of zucchini...you say zucchini, I say cucumber...he says foot long...whatever rocks your world...teehee.
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 8:08 am
OH FUUUUUUUH!!!!! THAT is SOOOooooo WRONG! ROTFL!! Okay, I'll say it, would that be a $5 foot long? TNX, Cern!!! You have no idea how bad I needed a good laugh! 5 ROTFL lions!


LIGHT 'EM UP - Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap, your life is expensive.


TAGS: military tribute
Rating: 4.06/5

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ICEMAN - June 17, 2010, 2:51 am
f***in' A Bubba.


RACIST REDNECK - That is what my liberal attack dogs will call you if you don't support EVERYTHING I do no matter how much it destroys the USA. RaceCard "What's in your wallet?"


TAGS: politics congress obama president hateful vicious liberals
Rating: 3.09/5

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WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:18 pm
to have socialist, marxist, sometimes communist aspects. I disagree with his pro-late term abortion stance and since his cabinet dropped charges against the New Black Panthers and he also attacked the police to defend his friend, racism is on the table.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:17 pm
Sean, are you excusing the White House's slander attacks against US citizens by pointing to others' bad behavior? As you know I don't question his faith or citizenship nor do I compare him to Hitler. I also go after his policies and cabinet which do look
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:40 pm
Re this poster: Oh no, someone might call me a bad name. Please protect me from the followers of this secret Muslim, non-American, socialist, communist, neo-Hitler, abortionist, white-hating, concentration camp warden. C'mon, my feelings might get hurt.
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:23 am
(did you see his speech tonight? He stated he will call out those who oppose his health care. Granted that's a far cry from breaking knee caps or locking up opposition, but he and his supporters brutally slander and attack those they disagree with)
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:21 am
Yep. A fascist is one who supports a political philosophy that exalts nation above the individual (spread wealth around) and that stands for centralized autocratic govt (govt intervention into civilian marketplace), and forcible suppression of opposition
ILB - September 9, 2009, 3:34 am
Do you even know what the word fascist means? If you looked it up in the dictionary there would be a MOTIFAKE poster with your name on it next to it.
WTFO - June 6, 2009, 8:16 pm
Even though the Pres referred to himself as a mutt, I don't. As far as I'm concerned, he's another American President. A socialist, maybe a fascist, definitely one who hates the USA (otherwise why would he keep apologizing overseas?), but he's an American
Bleep - June 6, 2009, 5:54 pm
So I guess that makes him First Mutt. Seems appropriate.
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 3:06 am
I'm with you, DB. I don't see him as African-American, black, white, biracial. I see the man as an American. However, he (in the campaign) and his defenders seem to throw that race card quite often.


HEY LOOK... - I know you lost your legs in service to your country; but I need you to give up an arm and a leg in taxes as well. Oh, and my new care plan doesn't cover war wounds.


TAGS: obama veteran war obamacare politics health democrats f*** f***ed taxes military
Rating: 2.43/5

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RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:09 pm
ocean... you dont have a stable foundation for your claim... everyone i know that has done it the way they were told has had satisfactory results and no problems even with Obama in office.. including me... it doesnt matter who is in, im responsible for ME
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:05 pm
some veterans are too proud to just sit back and not do anything and let their halth decline because thats just how some of us are... but whining about something that you didnt actively try and do is like trying to build a house on a cliff near the
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:02 pm
directions that were given to me when i was chaptered out for PTSD and other various issues and i had no problem other than the waiting period since they have to decide who gets what based off of what they were told through people who made evealuations
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:01 pm
kick in... everyone wants to complain about how this and that is bad and not working in THEIR favor... there is no way EVERYONE will get what they want... if you dont like something, change it YOURSELF, stop blaming others... all i did was follow the
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 10:58 pm
wow... thats a lot of hate... im a fully disabled army veteran at the age of 26 with full benefits and medicare for life... ive been "retired" for about 9 months now and i know that most vets dont have the patience to go through and wait for the system to
faulty switch - September 15, 2009, 2:57 pm
face palm. im doing it rite now.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:37 am
care plan to the US Post Office. Does anyone here feel that the Post Office is doing a bang-up job? Do we want a health care system with the same level of efficiency as the Post Office. How is there any support left for this BS, $1T plan (CBO numbers)?
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:35 am
horrible care and conditions that were found at Walter Reed will become systemic among hospitals across the nation. Get a clue. The POTUS himself defended his health care against the claim that it would wipe out private insurance by comparing his health
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:34 am
Tri-to-get-care only paid $5.4K or about 20%. This is the kind of insurance the govt provides. It also has so many hoops for the docs to jump thru that it takes months for them to collect. Still want national health care? If Obama has his way, the
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:32 am
May when my condition had worsened 10 fold. I finally just got my operation mid July. I was lucky to find a good civilian doc that accepted Tricare. Most good docs don't accept Tricare and here's why, the doc and hospital charged $24.6K for my back op,
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:30 am
Vets have never recieved adequate care regardless of who controls the White House or Congress. That is because it is a political mess. I injured my back severly last Aug. Because of policies that make military docs ration care, I didn't get an MRI until
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 9:02 am
I wasn't allowed the privilege of serving, although I hit MEPS twice. I'm working current;y with a group that's primarily vets, and they've had some trouble at the VA. From what I've heard, though, the various plans aren't changing anything. At all.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:57 am
That's what's coming down the pike for everyone else - a "free" system where you still pay for nonexistent care.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:56 am
Why is it that after 20 years of Army service and the promise of "FREE healthcare for life" - do I find myself paying for TriCare, waiting weeks on end for appointments, and still being asked if I have private insurance? It's worse than Civie hospitals!
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 8:45 am
LD, while I'm in no way dissing the Armed Services, there's some fundamental differences between the VA outfits and civilian hospitals. That's akin to comparing McDonald's to a mess hall.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:39 am
Want to see what Gov't run healthcare will be like? Just ask those of us who get "care" from the VA or through "Tri-toget-Care"...you'd be much more inclined to fight this new bill if you knew what was coming!
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:39 am
Like I said, I was huge for Clinton. Just like the way he did business. But, he de-regulated wall street to counter the economic slump that would've been created by his raise in taxes. Counter-balance that should've been capped sooner.
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 12:35 am
Hah! 'Til Decmeber? Phew! At any rate - there really is no absolute black and white, despite what the respective party mouthpieces would have us believe. I find it truly ironic that you posted what I was thinking, though. Beat me to it.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:31 am
Political rant done. No more until at least December.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:30 am
(and I know several who were exposed to chemical - and refused medical a**istance for chemical exposure because it "never happened"). And, GW kept wall street de-regulated for both terms. Clinton dug the hole, GW provided the coffin.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:28 am
I'll admit that I liked Clinton... that takes balls. And, he made cutbacks that I don't agree with. De-regulated wall street, too. But knowing it existed, GW perpetuated more of the same... turning a blind eye to Desert Storm vet concerns...
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 12:24 am
Conveniently forgotten, the cost-cutting measures under GW, eh? And the Walter Reed debacle, I suppose was Clinton's fault. Or maybe Carter.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:08 am
And you're saying health care for vets flourished under GW? WTFO, you can honestly say that vets were even 'properly' cared for?
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:29 pm
the freedoms we in uniform risk our lives to protect. I say 5 lions to PKP for telling an ugly truth.
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:28 pm
active duty are extremely concerned about what this Congress and POTUS are going to do to our ability to fight and be treated if wounded. I think a few of the civilians are missing the valid point raised by this poster. This man is tearing down several of
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:27 pm
From an active duty war veteran, PKP is correct that the Obama administration considered cutting funding to wounded vets about 3 or 4 months ago as a cost cutting measure. I've been to Walter Reed and met some of the injured. Also several vets (retired
Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 11:18 pm
Thats wrong in all levels.... dead wrong man.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 29, 2009, 2:59 am
Nice Sean; you just dissed the vets more than I ever did.
Sean - July 28, 2009, 11:22 am
So now yer saying you know a "few vets" that share your lame sense of "humor"? What a terrible thing to say about brave men and women who who honorably served your country. Sad.
LogicDude - July 28, 2009, 10:08 am
That's Tammy Duckworth...helluva pilot!
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 8:41 am
Ok, not those type of vets moron... we're talking about war "veterans"
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:18 am
wounds in one his his plans. But instead of being pissed off at that; you're pissed at the one who brings news of it. And I love how you call this concern "cheap". But if it happens to offend a vet I of course apologize.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:17 am
Actually, I showed this to a few vets and they thought it was hilarious. And it IS because I care about the troops, especially our wounded ones, that I made this poster. The fact remains that the Obama administration actually considered not covering troop
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:48 pm
Finally showing your true colors, PKP.
Sean - July 27, 2009, 6:52 pm
Wow, if she really is a vet, then you have used her suffering and her sacrifice for your country just to make a cheap political point. Way to respect your troops, dude.


FUTILITY -


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agdaniele - March 22, 2011, 8:33 pm
Sooooo.... did I Yahtzee? 5L


ARMY SPECIAL FORCES TRAINING -


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Aent K - July 16, 2009, 9:49 pm
having support pole in hid a** cant help


NATIONAL GUARD - cuz sandbags don't fill themselves


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INDIVIDUALITY VS CONFORMITY -


TAGS: individuality conformity childhood loner lonliness
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MashiMashi - September 19, 2012, 1:07 pm
It's bette to be BATMAN!!


TSA - I can't believe they took my fingernail clippers away.


TAGS: funny military
Rating: 4.79/5

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Sullyvan - October 29, 2012, 6:08 pm
^Are you implying that this soldier going to fight for his country isn't a work of greatness all by itself?
agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 1:57 am
The caption made this otherwise limited pic into a work of greatness. 5L


My heroes don't play with balls, They wear real uniforms. -


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lgvernon - April 28, 2014, 7:11 pm

Mine, too!


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SSgtBaloo - February 7, 2011, 7:25 pm
20 years' USAF retiree chiming in. Yep... sounds about right to me!
GySgt1811 - January 22, 2011, 11:50 am
Yep, Ico, can't forget the Baby Navy. Those crazies go out when everyone else should be comin' back in!
Iconoclast - January 21, 2011, 9:53 pm
You left out the Coast Guard.
GySgt1811 - January 21, 2011, 7:21 pm
Yep! 5 little bottles of h** sauce.
MilDoc - January 21, 2011, 5:44 pm
Too true Airman! 5 MREs!


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VARIETY - IT'S THE SPICE OF LIFE...AND DEATH


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tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 3:10 pm
Might have to double check this... AP, API, and AP tracer, I think. In a .50 BMG. Someone's going Amored Personnel Carrier hunting, since regular ball will rip new exhaust ports in an engine block.


9 LINE MEDEVAC REQUEST... -


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Anonymous2 - October 19, 2010, 2:04 pm
I'm thinking of a similar medical tattoo, but on my chest. "Dear coroner, please try CPR one last time, please."
raiben - October 18, 2010, 11:05 pm
that is a really good idea.. lolz 5ls from me


CREEPY LITTLE GIRLS - used in advertising since the fifties


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matthew - January 27, 2009, 11:34 pm
she's the reason i keep a crucifix in my pocket at all times
vic - October 10, 2008, 7:50 am
Oh my f***ing god, BURN IT!!
TigerKid - July 11, 2008, 2:02 pm
She wants to eat the fingers making the sandwich
Bulgy McPackage - July 11, 2008, 12:14 pm
Looks like she wants to possess that jelly sandwich.


SOLITARY CONFINEMENT - Sometimes, it's the lesser of two evils.


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Kung-Fu Devil - June 18, 2011, 10:38 am
Also, a tiny pair of sunglasses with the message "deal with it" spelled out in nuts.
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:31 am
This picture was taken only moments before Squeaky screamed "This is Sparta". Sadly, they only ever found remnants of collars for Mr Boots, Fluffy, Princess, Tiger and Lancelot


ARTILLERY -


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MilDoc - June 7, 2011, 5:49 pm
The King of Battle!!! 5 HE Round5


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Rick69 - January 29, 2012, 8:22 am
(^_^)
suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:48 pm
g55d one


HURTS, DOESN'T IT? -


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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 12:39 pm
Remembering we're going to die someday is the best motivation to make a name for oneself, go out there and accomplish something, that there can be.
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 5:59 pm
I don't know why, but I love this one. It's so decadently dark. 5/5


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